cock smoothie

cut his cock off and blend it with strawberries

delicious !

girl 1: tommy's dick looks so good
girl 2: id love to make a cock smoothie out of it!

by kaylaluvsd August 30, 2021

Peter-smoocher

A male/husband who is hiding that they are gay, finding a wife to keep it from family, friends, etc.. And gets caught shoving objects in their rectum in the middle of the night by their wife and denying any gay activity.

Damn, did you hear about her husband? He turned out to be a Peter-smoocher. That's wild huh?!

by Peter-smoochExWife! December 11, 2016

pickle smoocher

A euphemism for someone who likes to give head.

You are such a pickle smoocher.

by TAC May 1, 2003

Sloochie

Slut + Hoochie = Sloochie

"Let's go out to the bars and get us some sloochies tonight."

by Scott October 23, 2003

Pickle Smootcher

A homosexual male that operates undercover until he gets you alone. Usually operates in bars or at the gym.

I hate to tell you this Harry, but I think the guy who just bought you a beer is a Pickle Smootcher.

by Benny the chicken killer July 12, 2006

Butthole Smoothie

Performing an enema with milk, then once the milk is excreted, a smoothie is made. The milk is not filtered, so there may be traces of toilet paper, hair, and/or fecal matter in the smoothie.

Yo, I made a butthole smoothie, it tastes like shit.

by "Bobby" Flay April 6, 2010

Smooshie Face

The name for the most smooshie of all smooshes. The face must smoosh so smooth and be so cuddly. You must grab the smoosh and smoosh some more.

Me: Hello Smooshie Face
Him: hi munchin lovers.
Me: can i smoosh you please?
Him: ohhhh.....
Me: :-)

by smooshiepumpkin June 18, 2010