Smoote

Crazy cool people. In others words the most awesome kind of people there is.

"Oh my gosh Corinna and Kristy are a couple of smootes"

by Cuhreenuh November 14, 2007

smoosal

When you take a dump and you look down and your turd is green.

Hey man did you see the Smoosal I shit out??

by Mike Harvey June 4, 2007

smorsey

an adjective that means something is hot and sticky

The marshmellow cream on Darci's chin was very smorsey.

by Durk Wecker January 25, 2009

smoode

a person who is in a shitty mood

robby: hey what's up with becky today?
john: she's in a smoode

by emuhhleyy April 27, 2016

smooder

To launch or hurl an object at a flat surface causing the object to flatten and adhere to the surface. The action may or may not change the physical properties of the incident surface.

"See this ball ... now it's smoodered! Coming off the wall, no stain. Magic huh!

by rwkt2018 December 18, 2018

push and smoosh

When you take a shit right on the hinge of the toilet seat then close it therefore smooshing the shit.

Man that bartender really pissed me off last night so I went to the bathroom and gave it a good ol push and smoosh.

by Bgdck123 July 26, 2020

Smooshes

The act of a woman placing a persons head between her breasts and hugging.

My girl gives the best smooshes.

by Sean & Boni February 27, 2005