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Dog Smoother

One who's sole focus is to seek out and comfort, console and or befriend a Baby Mama with the single purpose of getting an easy lay.
The helpful dog smoother carried the baby mama's heavy diaper bags to her car.
by Dog Smoother April 24, 2009
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Blue Haired Smoothie

Refers to a blow job given by an elderly woman, usually a "cougar". The smoothie refers to the womans "smooth" gums and the texture of the man's semen . This term is regional, and is used commonly around the "Villages" in Central Florida.
I saw Steve getting a blue haired smoothie down by the gazebo. Wow, she must have been eighty something!
by tarnished_man September 13, 2010
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Suave Smooth

Local Palm Beach County rapper, with great hits like gangstas and thugs, back up florida edition and make it happen. Has worked with 8ball and M.J.G., Trick Daddy, Triple J, and others.
"Who's the king of palm beach county rap?" "Suave Smooth str8 outta the 561."
by 561balla July 5, 2007
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scattered smothered and covered

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.
After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.
by poontang October 16, 2006
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smooth as eggs

When a male injects botox into his balls and then walks around looking for ball suckers
"Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?"....The answer is usually no...so he then replys with "Well What about THESE balls?" As he whips em out....She then will most likely reply with "OH MY GOD, THOSE BALLS ARE AS SMOOTH AS EGGS! YES, I'LL SUCK THOSE BALLS!"
by *ChRiStA* May 4, 2006
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smooth cat

When a guy is on top of his game and every thing he says and does is impressive to the ladies
Patrick was bieng a smooth cat last night at the bar.
by shARk! February 23, 2017
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Smooth Trooper

A certain trooper who is smooth and LOVES YO MAMMAS FLAP-JACKS
SMOOTH TROOPER LOVES YO MAMMAS FLAP-JACKS
by Shakenblake February 19, 2009
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