California Sober

To abstain oneself from all of the drugs. With obvious exceptions of copious amounts of marijuana(giggle bush) and psychedelics.

“Yo, you wanna do some blow and hit this party Trevor?”
“Nah, I’m California sober. Can you pass the bong my dude?”
“Sure broski, you gotta have a shot once we are at the club”

“Nah, I don’t drink bc it fucks with my trip.”

by Ukn0wwh0 May 3, 2019

pro-smoker

The opposite of an anti-smoker.

They're having another pro-smoker meeting in the lounge. Wanna go, they've got free donuts.

by sweetness-and-light May 16, 2007

pole smoker

someone who likes to suck cocks.

a conversation starter.
hey daveo, what are you doing you fucken pole smoker

by jase the fucken ace December 27, 2007

Sober Sauce

water, imbibed copiously when drunk on spirits in hopes of not getting hung over

Apan: dude, i'm so wasted. pass me the sober sauce.
LOVEMASTER: chug! chug!

by da duckster February 16, 2006

Sober as a dog

To be absolutely pissed out of your face

Has tony been drinking?
Dude, hes sober as a dog

by Tony Stonehouse June 29, 2008

smoker's crack

The small crack in the driver's side car window that all smokers have so they can fumigate their car.

My dad had a smoker's crack the whole way there, and it was only 10 degrees outside! I froze my nips off!

by lnsdrummer1156 March 27, 2009

sobero

The one guy (commonly a "bro") that is sober in a group of all drunk people. Sobero's duty is to take care of the group and make sure nothing goes wrong. It's the highest form of responsibility in a alcoholic group.

"If you ever need a sobero, Sean's the guy."

"Man, last night, I had to be the sobero in this group of maybe 20 drunk girls."

"Damn Haruko, I should have had a sobero. I lost my iPod, my cellphone and my wallet last night, while I was drunk."

by dmanlee93 March 8, 2010