Smiley Whiley

A stunning old man,
that loves children . such a kind old soul.
he enjoys long "walks" on the beach, and giving out candy.
he drives a white van
check out his facebook

What a fine young man , said smiley whiley to himself.

by iamSMILEY May 14, 2011

Smiley Shorts

Really short and tight shorts or also known as nut hugger

Look at that fag in them smiley shorts

by Alan p May 12, 2008

Smiley Pies

What the convict on that old movie problem child craved, and ate when he got out of prison. Blatant slang for a woman's vagina. When I saw this movie as a kid I didn't get it.

Jean Valjean: SMILEY PIES!

by Duh-Duh-Duh-DONKEY PUNCHA! Megaman Oldies back in the day December 15, 2004

California Smiley

Also known as a cement smiley, Joey gives Tommy a California smiley by stomping on Tommy's head when Tommy is biting the curb. Tommy will then have a California smiley and probably be dead. The film American History X popularized this fight move.

Big Bad Dan threatened to give James a California smiley if he didn't watch himself.

by Zeeeeeeebopadoobopa June 20, 2005

Sidewalk Smiley

The act of making someone bite the curb and then stomping on their head to break out their teeth and probably break their jaw.

American History X
Rent it. Watch it. Steal it.
(There's a sidewalk smiley in it.)

by Tommy Tough Nuts October 20, 2007

Smiley Joe

a person who works in a corporate environment constantly flashes the pearly whites everytime you see them. Sales person styled guy....Preferrably bearing treats or trinkets, even free lunch to brown nose and sale ideas. Mid 20s to 30s. Often driving a volvo, audi or small beamer.Always suited and booted to complete his smiley JOE image.

Bob the salesman from the printer company brought in bagels for the office. He really is a smiley Joe.

by Yahinas March 09, 2012

emo smiley

The emo smiley is often represented as 'c:'. Emo and scene kids use it to be a cuter smiley face than ':-)', and on occasion, some white girls may use it, thinking they are cool (the same white girls who think Peirce The Veil is heavy metal). Often times, this emoticon will be used an insane amount of times in a single message, sometimes varying from 'cx' to ':c'. It's a cuter emote, definitely, but because it is overused by the scene and emos, it has lost its adorable reputation.

Text message example of the emo smiley in context:
'omfgg i know cx myne is def vic hes da cutest & kellin is killin my ovaries ja feel :c hes perf <333

by shewishesfortheworld November 09, 2013