smiley face 

When you light a lighter and keep it lit so that the metal is extreamly hot then you press the top on the lighter to your skin. The burnt imprint is a smiley face.

I dared Dave to give himself a wicked Smiley face on his chest.

smiley face by Pixlepoison April 17, 2006

Smiley Faces

Bitches love 'em.

Gin Rummy: Bitches love Smiley Faces.
Ed Wuncler III: It's still nigga technology.

Smiley Faces by Alastair E. September 29, 2008

Smiley Club 

A funny joke where you write <= 1 on ur head and <= 2 on a friends head and go up to an idiot and say "do u want to join the smiley club?" if they say yes write <===3 on there forehead in bold black sharpie. it gets lulz

ME: Do you want to join the Smiley Club?
Jerk: Sure
ME: OK here you go <======3
Jerk: Cool thnx man
Everyone: HAHAHA
Random Jock that everyone like for some reason: Hey lets go over there and laugh at the whore with a dick on his head!

Smiley Club by Pen 14 January 13, 2009

Smiley Game 

When theres a girl who goes under the tabe and there are guys sitting at the table and the girl goes around sucking random guys dicks and the guys at the table try not to smile when there dick is being sucked. If they are caught smiling they are out and leave the table.

smile smiley smiley game table suck table suck

Smiley Game by jjetplane10 March 8, 2010

Smiley Sanchez 

Much like a Dirty Sanchez only instead of painting a mustache onto your lady, you give her a chinstrap.

The hooker i met last night was up for anything, so i gave her a Smiley Sanchez.

Smiley Sanchez by Trex arms September 18, 2010

Smiley of Death 

:)

The 'Smiley of Death' is demonstrated above. Used as a reply in an online or text conversation, it has the potential to kill a conversation dead, and make the recipient wonder if they have done something wrong.

Can also be combined with 'lol' for a similar effect.

Laura: I'm so sorry for ditching you last night!
Jen: :)
Laura: No need for the Smiley of Death!

Smiley of Death by isilde007 January 12, 2011

Smiley Whiley 

A stunning old man,
that loves children . such a kind old soul.
he enjoys long "walks" on the beach, and giving out candy.
he drives a white van
check out his facebook

What a fine young man , said smiley whiley to himself.

Smiley Whiley by iamSMILEY June 8, 2011