Smelly Jasper

A girl who says yes to a formal dance, then backs out in a bitchy way

Man my girlfriends is such a smelly jasper!

by Chris Tan January 7, 2010

smelly beats

The smelliest of all beats, normally played out of a bad mans car with tinted windows and huge twin turbo exhaust.

Guy 1 - "Nahhh man, av you seen Sam Broadheads smelly beats"
Guy 2 - "Never seen any beats as smelly"

by Conreq April 18, 2014

smelly negroid

a rather small, black lump of turd.

Oh my god! Is that a negroid floating in the toilet?

by Negroid Brain October 10, 2003

smelly gooch

a gentlemens gooch area that happens to be smelly

"damn, did you see john's gooch last night, it was certaintly a smelly gooch, unlike billy's which happens to have a flowery scent."

by jamalshamali September 1, 2009

Smelly Kelly

A girl that has an uncontrollably smelly vagina.

"I ripped off Sarah's pants the other day and she was a smelly kelly. I couldn't have sex with her, I just couldn't do it."

by Stephanie Beans December 28, 2007

ploppin' smellies

pooping, taking a number two

Where's Eric?
He's in the restroom ploppin' smellies.

by onewhopoops June 28, 2009

Smelly Nuts

Smelly testicles

Tom's dad has some Smelly Nuts

by HassanChop October 29, 2018