two sheets in the bag

An extreme level of drunkenness. This is a mixture of half in the bag, and two sheets to the wind. This saying is usually uttered by the individual too intoxicated to accurately describe his or her level of intoxication. Note, this level of drunkenness may also coincide with carefree spitting on the bar/restaurant floor.

Tom: How are you holing up?
Ryan: I'm two sheets in the bag.

by RPOC November 22, 2007

swisher sweets

A damn good cigar. The smoke has a mild sweet flavor to it.

Pass me one of them swisher sweets

by PaulWall July 26, 2003

Sheets on the futon

A person, usually young male, trying to clean up the house on the chance they are going to get lucky

Not sure if she is worth it, but James "put the sheets on the futon" before his date with Anita.

by LlSS April 21, 2008

sweetspo

sweetspo or sweet-spiration is a term used by the proana community -often referred to as the opposite of meanspo, or mean-spiration- to describe a kind message with a rather motivating energy.

Barley: Could someone give me some sweetspo? I feel bad for breaking s fast
Mark: Sure!

Remember that breaking a fast isn't the end of the world, so just keep working towards your goal like this didn't happen. This little mistake won't affect your life and your progress towards a healthy body, don't worry honey.:)

by nahnotaiden June 12, 2022

beat skeets

1) any situation leading to dissatisfaction;

2) a member of the opposite sex with unappealing physical qualities

1) Getting arrested at Sandy's apartment was beat skeets for those without an Irish name.

2) That girl in our physics class is so beat skeets; lets jump her.

by Randy December 6, 2004

Kick The Sheets

Waking up like a badass motherfucker. You don’t roll out of bed, you explode out of that poor man’s trap and make the day your submissive bitch in a very immediate manner. “Kicking The Sheets” Is a very common trait of ALPHA MALES. Common ways of Kicking The Sheets are taking cold showers or hitting a heavy gym sesh. To be able to “Kick The Sheets” one must also beat everyone to waking from sleep before normal pussies slug out of bed. You MUST wake up earlier than everyone due to your desire to be 1st in everything.

“This morning I waged war on all weaker humans in this world. I Kick The Sheets at 4:45am to hit a heavy leg day before all the other soy boy beta cucks showed up still half asleep. You already know I hit the ice bath as well right after and made sure I was the first one in the office to establish dominance.”

by Champagne Cowboy October 26, 2022

Three Sheets

The best show on television!Can you say “I’m buying” in 12 languages? Embark on this international drinking tour with comedian Zane Lamprey who takes you around the world to master the local drinking customs. From MOJO the new 100% hi-def channel is tailored to fit your interests from exceptional food to extreme locales, from high tech toys to high stakes antics, from Wall Street to easy street and the best of sports, music, movies and more. It's 100% high definition, because life is how you see it.

Did you catch the new season of Three Sheets on MOJO?

by 3v1L Schwin April 3, 2008