Smashed Penny

When a girl gives a guy a penny as a token of friendship, but the guy really is looking for more than friends, and is let down by the girl.

Julian got a Smashed Penny from Marissa yesterday, that said
"Julian+Marissa, best friends forever!" he was so pissed off!

by John Applesauces October 5, 2008

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smashed crab face

To have a pudgy, rectangular face in the form of a a deep sea crustacean, 'Crab'

Renee Zellweger has a smashed crab face

by Enrique February 5, 2005

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smashed crab

The look of a weather beaten vagina.

"That girl has a smashed crab"

by Carl December 2, 2003

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smashed kebab

what a womans bits look like after a hammering

geez head . . . your cunt looks like a smashed kebab

by paul March 18, 2004

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smashed out

1. A term used for a girl/guy to describe how awful they look after being used too much.

2. A girl slutting around too much and everyone knows about it.

Stephen: I see Jess with a different guy everytime I run into her.

Charlie: Yeah me too. Jess looks completely smashed out from whoring around too much.

by Joe Ureel April 7, 2009

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