Smartie Tube

The name given to a large boned person whom wears a long coat, typically worn by someone in the drug industry, that doesn't suit them.

Have you seen that person over there? They're a smartie tube.

What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.

Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.

by Darkuhole January 9, 2014

smartier

When eating the candy "smarties" it makes you smartier.

I'm smartier because I ate smarties.

by chiwhiwwhiteskjflsakdjfslkfjsl November 8, 2017

smartie pants

n. Delicious but fragile trousers. Good for hikers and snackers.

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I wish there were more smartie pants in the closet at the chess club.

Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.

by gnostic3 October 6, 2020

Smarties

Said when someone makes an intelligent statement or proposes a clever idea.

"Guess what? I have a great idea. Let's make green tea to undo the damage we've done tonight"
"Wow Diana, very smarties!"

by moka2 May 22, 2021

smartieer

very good minecraft player falsely banned for cheating.

Let's play bedwars with smartieer, he is good

by Manhal_IQ_ January 11, 2022

Smartie Thicc

The exact opposite of dummy thicc

(but it sounds the same to make the person your saying it to feel special)

girl: "dude my ass is so flat"
guy: "that's so true you are Smartie Thicc asf"

by Kinda high January 28, 2022

smarties

those candies that i used to snort like a fucking weirdo

old me: *snorts smarties"
person that rejected me: omg ur so hot pls get with me

old me: naa im out here with the gang gang ion need no white bitch
person that rejected me: this is why i rejected u

by thewhiteonmyskiniscum February 8, 2022