smartness

something you probably dont have

Dude, you have a smartness level of zero!!!!!!!!111!!!ONE!!!ONE

by jambley July 30, 2008

Smartie Snorter Syndrome

Also called the "Triple S" Smartie Snorter Syndrome are side affects exspirenced after snorting a whole smartie. Side Effects include mainly: Dizziness and a itchy nose.

"dude I just snorted a whole pack of smarties. Im gonna be on the Triple S soon"

"Yea man im gonna have Smartie Snorter Syndrome"

by ZAGonZIG January 7, 2013

Smartie Challenge

To consume 2000 calories (80 rolls) worth in Smarties alone in a short span.

First bro - That frat boy puked trying to accomplish the Smartie Challenge.

Second bro - What a bitch, he only got through 47 packs. He still had 33 left.

by Booz January 10, 2013

smartless

The opposite of smart.

That boy has limited intelligence. He is smartless. To not be smart.

by Mypalval February 25, 2017

Smartless

Lovely, casual, funny, loose interview-style podcast co-hosted by Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, and Will Arnett.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard about Smartless?

Person 2: Of course… love Bateman.

Person 3: Totally, Will is your typical Mitch Buchannon, Jason is the token nude. And sounds like Sean hilariously never changes out of his houtfit!

by NotTheHoff June 10, 2021

smartie pants

Someone who displays intelligents in an annoying way

Jimmy you are penultimate (loser).smartie pants

by Smartie pants November 17, 2013

dirty smartie

it is when a female or male unwraps a roll of smarties and sticks it up their butthole, and one by one pushes them out into their partners mouth. During this process, poo or fart may be released into the mouth.

Last night, i had a sweet tooth so my husband gave me a dirty smartie

by wannadirtysmartie? November 23, 2010