a ghetto smartphone that 'corrects' your words to be misspelled, even though the word was spelled correctly to begin with.
"...you know I'm always up on your Facebook status lol on my 'snartphones' 'ftw'..."
'smartphone' was changed to 'snartphone'
'wtf' was changed to 'ftw'
'smartphone' was changed to 'snartphone'
'wtf' was changed to 'ftw'
by sillygirl#001 November 21, 2009
Get the snartphone mug.Someone who is addicted to their smartphone and belongs to the exclusive "I'm important and special" club where the person may feel they'll miss something extremely important if they don't look at the phone right this second. These people may possibly suffer from convulsions if they do not look at the phone the instant it makes a stupid sound. Generally these people always have the phone in their hand no matter where they are and will even struggle to do daily tasks because they can't put the phone down. It must be attatched to their body at all times otherwise they'll have major panic attacks.
*A group of people come into a restaurant, sit down at a table, and all of them immediately pull their phones out and start playing with them*
Me: *rolls my eyes* Typical smartphoners, can't even go two seconds without having to hurry up and get on the damn things.
Me: *rolls my eyes* Typical smartphoners, can't even go two seconds without having to hurry up and get on the damn things.
by kowalewicz July 9, 2018
Get the smartphoner mug.The termination of employment of a marketing copy editor, particularly in the telecommunications industry.
I haven't seen Hieronymus around the office this week. He's probably been smarthponed, just like that other idiot last month.
by JdSilentio September 24, 2011
Get the smarthpone mug.A house that is meticulously fitted with overpriced technical equipment to compensate for the unusually small size of the homeowners dick. The equipment usually has no true useful purpose other then attempting to impress potential houseguests. A good smarthome will grant the owner plenty of ways to perform simple tasks in ways that take at least twice the time it would if he were to do it the standard way. Generally the installed equipment irritates the shit out of the lady of the house but she will quietly condone the pointless gadgets as it greatly reduces the amount of physical attention she has to give to her man.
by McMob November 23, 2021
Get the Smarthome mug.Updating your facebook status while sitting on the toilet versus reading a magazine or a newspaper is smartphoning.
by Shabdarider August 22, 2012
Get the Smartphoning mug.A hi-tech "smart" phone that annoys the hell out of its owner due to regular glitches, poor service, and other shortcomings in its craftsmanship.
"My iPhone 4 just sent out a "Goodnight, I love you babe" mass text to everybody on my contacts list even though i only selected my girlfriend as the recipient. Stupid-smart phone.
I now rely on the stars when traveling, instead of my GPS app, stupid-smart phone"
I now rely on the stars when traveling, instead of my GPS app, stupid-smart phone"
by Dylan684 September 7, 2010
Get the Stupid-Smart Phone mug.by Super sacey mangos July 3, 2009
Get the Smartfone mug.