smart ass phone

A smart phone that has been "apped out" with all kinds of annoying lights, noises, and virtual effects.

Dude#1 God, I am going to smash Josh's phone if he plays that Drama button one more time.

Dude#2 I hear you. He has turned it into a real smart ass phone.

by DRH the third April 29, 2013

shartass

(n.) Someone who constantly attempts to entertain others by the act of farting but eventually meets their due fate by accidently shitting their pants.

One day Bob sharted while we were playing basketball at the YMCA, I can't stand that shartass.

by Johnny Behind the Rock April 22, 2010

Smartasm

A cross between being sarcastic and being a smart ass.

Yo Daly, it is way too early for your smartasm.

by SoCal J-Nut January 20, 2011

smartassery

The activity of behaving like a smartass.

Please cease and desist from all your smartassery.

by Dtcamero May 16, 2005

Smartasstic

A a form of sarcasam particularly laced with a smartass attitude.

I was a little too smartasstic at work today.

by Mandyleh September 8, 2005

smartarse

smart-ass (but the Aussie way to spell it. smart-arse)

someone who mouths of to provoke or be funny to people/persons.

usualy ends with the smartarse getting a severe beating :P

guy 1: what you lookin at fool?
guy 2: i dunno, i have to get my animal book to find out.
both guy 1 & 2 are being a smartarse.

by honest johnn April 22, 2007

smartassism

the ism of being a smart ass

my smartassism is very likeable!

by AdvaComp June 23, 2010