cat smacker

Smacking a cat with your hand or two pussy's slapping together

Those were some hot cat smackers on stage last night.

I just saw two cat smacker on the fence

by maytag repair man August 07, 2011

beard smacker

When a man who has never groomed his genital hair jacks off.

Godamnit, our 40yr. old virgin of a son is such a beard smacker.

by EafFish18 August 06, 2017

Cake Smacker

The process of annihilating a female from the rear in order to make the female's ass cheeks smack together, which in turn creates a very audible clap, as if you were smacking your hands together.

They call me Jack "Cake Smacker" Johnson.

I Schmakkkked dem Cakes.

by 3K1NG3 August 10, 2009

oreo smacker

someone who fucks with alot of black people.

" man that girl is a big oreo smacker."

by woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. October 06, 2009

Peppermint Smacker

The act of chewing strong peppermint gum and salivating the peppermint sensation onto a penis during an oral session.

Daniel was very drunk when he received his first peppermint smacker.

by xwoodstockx February 07, 2011

Cracker smacker

A black girl that only does white guys

Laqueffa is such a cracker smacker banged the whole lacrosse team

by Gerth Brookes October 06, 2014

dildo smacker

One who stands over a dildo and repeatedly smacks the dildo with a fly-swatter.

Keith was being a dildo smacker today.

by justin665 August 17, 2006