Slopage

A time of infidelity.

With exception of 6 years of slopage, I was good to my husband.

by Iron Warchief 34 October 29, 2023

storage shafter

a man who shoves random stuff in his penis hole

man 1: yo person is a storage shafter, he put 2 oreos in there
man 2: do you think he could fit 3
man 1: maybe

by qrxzzy December 8, 2024

Storage

Anything that anyone can be inside of

She is literally storage.

by elghools April 20, 2024

Chaos Storage

Chaos Storage is a form of filing system that although it won't always give you what you were looking for, you will find something that is as useful or is more interesting.
Essentially to the untrained eye a room used for Chaos Storage is a massive disorganised mess with piles of junk everywhere.
Commonly found in the rooms of teenagers, students and the houses single males Chaos Storage can quickly spread to takeover all surfaces to become part of the filing system.
Chaos Storage is the only way to kill a neat freak

"Where did I put that spanner (in my chaos storage room)? Aha! a pipe wrench, that will do..."

"Where did I put that pipe wrench (in my chaos storage room)? Aha! Playboy March 2007... Sod it, I'll just have a quick read of the articles"

by Unsub2008 February 13, 2010

documents storage officer

A made up job to offer to people on benefits, needs no qualifications. The person who is offered this job is obviously very dumb, and obviously all they can do is admin work

Jon: that dumbass mike got the job as documents storage officer

Felicity: yeah i heard my 3 year old went for it but apparently had too much experience

by charleyfarley August 25, 2010

Digital Storage

The digital system used for storage for digitized assets is digital storage.

storage for digitized assets is digital storage.

by s j tubrazy April 12, 2013

deep storage

some really weird kink my daddy told me about where a girl (or any submissive) gets buried alive and gets a feeding tube in her mouth and one out her ass a la Human Centipede after a long, arduous process of dehumanization.

my daddy told me about deep storage kinks and now I can't sleep at night.

by littlemissterry October 12, 2020