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sloppy joe

Usually done on a large breasted woman. It is when a woman is on her side and the male or female defecates on her bottom breast and then proceeds
to slam the top one down on the other only to squish much of the excrement out the sides.
That was the messiest sloppy joe I have ever done...It was seeping out all over the sides and got all over the bed.
by chris-toe-fur May 15, 2006
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Sloppy Joe

Any form of oral sex, either given or received, involving a female cafeteria worker (ie: a "lunch lady") Typically the cafeteria worker is wearing a hairnet and has allowed her wostache (a female mustache) to grow into a prominent feature of her face. Sloppy Joes are the most common, and perhaps the sole, cause for orally transmitted pubic lice.
"How the fuck did he manage to catch crabs off a blow job? Must've been a Sloppy Joe."

"Hey, I thought you left your money at home today, how'd you get that pizza?"

"Oh, I just gave Bumquisha a Sloppy Joe. But now everything tastes like herpes."
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Sloppy Joe

A sloppy joe is when you take a shit in between a girls ass cheeks. Then squeeze them together. Then you proceed to fuck her in the ass.
I gave that girl a nasty sloppy joe last night.
by Dc_for_3 November 4, 2009
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Sloppy Joe

Taking a crap on a flat-chested woman's breasts and then titty fucking her.
I'd like to give Paris Hilton a sloppy joe.
by Jack January 17, 2005
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Sloppy Joe

Eating a girl out on her period and she orgasms so hard, she shits herself.
Nick: I will never eat sloppy joes again after last night.
by hamtojam December 7, 2011
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sloppy joe

an object or person christned 'joseph', with an old, saggy scrotum
by Bozo chops February 5, 2003
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Sloppy Joe

Where you shit in your partner ass, then you eat it out. Like you are eating a sloppy Joe in-between two buns.
I eat the shit out of her ass... My shit. That sloppy Joe was good.
by thescooter0808 January 1, 2015
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