slomo sapiens

A species of human beings that walk slowly everywhere and block your path.

Sam: Dude, why are you so late?
Dude: Slomo sapiens. Fucking slomo sapiens.
Sam: Oh, got it.

by hwip July 16, 2011

texting slowly

He's really slow at texting. He/she is taking a really long time to type a sentence. Annoying.

Ok I will pick you up at 7? Is that fine?
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person:okay

Texting slowly

by Ruabeavercuzdam April 20, 2014

SOML

story of my life

N:"you have nothing to do besides play tetris!"
B:"Soml :("

by StreetSmart Nat March 16, 2010

Slole

A cross between a sloth and a mole. Commonly used to describe a honda civic loving, fruit-2-o drinking child with a buzz cut, an enormous nose and a severe case of retardation.

SSSLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!! pick up da fone!!!!!!!!!!!!

by SKIDTARD June 24, 2004

slotlationship

Being addicted to unpredictable behavior in a relationship.
A relationship with a guy or girl that is so unpredictable, that waiting for them to be nice becomes addictive - much like in the way that playing a slot machine repetitively waiting for 3 cherries is addictive.

I'm sick of Kristy complaining about never knowing if her boyfriend is going to be nice to her or be a jerk...she needs to get out of that slotlationship!

by actorfest September 16, 2009

STOML

Story of my life
Moments when someone has a bitch about something and you agree and it happens to you.

Boy1 - My girl friend doesnt put out man!
Boy2- STOML, bro.

or

Girl - Omg im so fat
Girl2 - Stoml :(

by Rangeri January 5, 2011

slowly falling in love

the feeling of falling in love without even realizing it.
that person may be your bestfriend, or your crush.
it’s the feeling that you get when you get butterflies in your stomach just because of their smile.
the feeling that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside when you see their eyes.
the feeling that you get when you can’t spend a day without contacting them somehow.
it’s when that person is your pride and joy.

“i feel like im slowly falling in love with my crush what should i do?”

“you should tell them that you like them!”

by rubylicous_69 November 19, 2021