The act of vigorously rubbing your testicles with sandpaper while listening to your flatmates clap cheeks in the kitchen, attempting to reach culmination at the same moment.
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Get the dirty sloan mug.by L Burr November 22, 2011
Get the Sloaning mug.A teenager who goes to a particularly posh private school like Stowe, Francis Holland, Westminster etc. Have a very defined style - girls usually wear dark skinny jeans, with jumpers, chunky jewellery and belts and boys wear jeans with polo shirts or layered Ts. All designer-made, of course. Hang around the King's Road, or sometimes, High St Ken/Notting Hill. Very overprotected and blue their parents' (usually Daddy's) money. Often appear in Tatler (magazine)in the party scene section.
2 (normal) people walking down the Kings Road see a sloaney on their mobile, who then sees their other sloaney friend, rushes up to them and pecks them on the cheeks french-style.
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Get the sloaney mug.funny, popular, kind girly girl. Sloans love having fun. They love hanging out with friends and party all night long. You should be friends with Sloans because they are loyal, entertaining, and most sloans are really cute!!!
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Get the Sloan mug.A Sloane is anyone who involves themselves in the “wild” public school* social life, and has a little too much money to burn. Traditionally, the Sloane is female, but nowadays males have been welcomed into the category, with their own distinct form of Sloaneyism. Sloanes tend to spend much of their free life mindlessly wandering up and down the King’s Road and the immediate area of Chelsea, making use of a specialist tool known as “Daddy’s Credit Card” with the traders of the area.
* A public school is a paid-for educational institution, often with boarding houses. The idea behind them is that someone pays for you to gain a superior education, which allows you to earn plenty of money to get your children a superior education, which allows them to... etc. etc. until one of your offspring blows all his money on a twin-engined chocolate orange making machine
* A public school is a paid-for educational institution, often with boarding houses. The idea behind them is that someone pays for you to gain a superior education, which allows you to earn plenty of money to get your children a superior education, which allows them to... etc. etc. until one of your offspring blows all his money on a twin-engined chocolate orange making machine
typical Sloane conversation:
"Felicity- ought we to tell Poppy-Mae that her earrings are only half a carat? She may make an awful faux-pas..."
"best not, Constance...she may tell Alexander, and then Daddy will never let us go to the Gymkhana this weekend."
"Felicity- ought we to tell Poppy-Mae that her earrings are only half a carat? She may make an awful faux-pas..."
"best not, Constance...she may tell Alexander, and then Daddy will never let us go to the Gymkhana this weekend."
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Better phone and tell the boss.
Better phone and tell the boss.
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