slizzard

when a person is both drunk and high

That guy who passed out it so slizzard!

by myguitar March 6, 2011

Slizered

To get wasted out of your fucking mind, getting wasted more than the guys from the hangover

Dude i got so slizered last night, i cant remember a fuckin thing

by UrbanDictionaryGuy583 September 18, 2010

Getting Slizzard

When you get EXTRIMLY INTOXICATED (Tore Up From The Floor Up!)

Yo Im Going Out And Getting Slizzard!!!!!

by Lover Facee October 20, 2010

slizzed

When one gets more drunk than anyone. The drunkest one has ever been. Getting Slizzed can only end up good. If one is slizzed eternal glory, fame, and hapiness will follow.

Oh shit, that dude is slizzed beyond repair!!!

Im getting hella slizzed tonight!

did anyone see how slizzed slizza got last night?

by slizza May 13, 2009

Spitzered

The ability to lose your prestigious, high profile, well paying job and the public's confidence, because you paid for sex.

Eliot was Spitzered by Kristen and the FBI.

by mecicon March 11, 2008

slingered

the position you assume before bad things take place.

to be screwed over or taken advantage of.
originally coined in VFA-105 Gunslingers strike fighter squadron in the navy.

Better Tell Bob to be on time for work or he'll get slingered.

by yellowutility July 19, 2009

Slizzerican

The ligma star cluster L1-41DS, lies a planet uniquely named Gargolon where a mass of land creates the most beautiful speices of women. Slizzarico. Namely, the slizzericans genotype has been rumored to be the most beautiful creatures to roam the galaxy.

Alien life form 1: if my calculations are correct, this is where the slizzericans inhabit.

Alien form 2: why don't you recover a sample to make sure

Alien life form 1: you are correct, I shall do as you ask.

Alien life form 2: so go over to that hot piece of tail and buy it a drink.

Alien life form 1: I'm a balding loser, no slizzerican ever would date me.

Alien life form 2: Well shit dawg, can't argue facts my big eyed 12 handed anthropd fiendish friend. Let's go home my guy.

by 6 bohrillion December 4, 2018