stick my dick in your ear

To place ones penis into the lug-hole of another and fuck some sense into them.

If you don't pack that in I'm gonna stick my dick in your ear!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

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Stick with Dick

A person who is abnormally thin but has an extremely large penis.

That guy is a stick with dick, you wouldn't be able to tell by just looking at him!

by StickwithDick November 9, 2009

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Top hat, to stick ones dick into

A description of a ladys tunnel of love,when the lady in question has been fuckin since she was 14 years old

That crack whore wasn't worth $3 man,it was like stickin my dick into a top hat !!

by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004

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Dick Stick

A freshly semened penis that has glued itself to one's underpants.

I hurts when dick stick.

by shaunf January 9, 2004

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stick my dick in

A phrase meaning I’m gonna fuck up this ___. This can be anything from people to food.

I’m boutta stick my dick in this pasta.

by flowerboyy February 2, 2018

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Don’t stick your dick in broken

A more useful and practical version of the phrase “Don’t stick your dick in crazy!”
It can be difficult to know crazy before sticking your dick in and crazy almost always only reveals itself after said action.
Broken is a far more reliable metric as it is revealed earlier on and very often packaged with crazy.

A word of caution, broken can sometimes not be crazy but is the minority and one must thread lightly.

Tim: “I met this perfect body girl (10/10) last month but I feel like she has a lot of emotional baggage.”
Jim: “Bro, don’t stick your dick in broken!”
Tim: “Don’t you mean don’t stick your dick in crazy?”
Jim: “No I mean broken! It’s impractical to know crazy until it’s too late but you can very quickly know broken. Broken almost always leads to crazy.”

by nickurbandic July 4, 2021

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