Slumber Lumber

alternate term for "morning wood"

The maid was aghast when she found the sleeping lumberjack, snoring, his slumber lumber proudly in view.

by Dan Farman May 9, 2004

Slumbering Man Party

A sleepover involving two or more members of the male sex.

"Hey- let's have a slumbering man party"
"Yeah- we could watch Rambo."

by Kierstinf128 June 16, 2009

Slumbergloten

A stupid bitch, who takes up 75% of a sleeping surface or more, and then denies that he did it at all....with the word chillllllllllllll

Angry man- John you slumberglotened all night...
John- chilllll

by Ross and John April 13, 2007

slumber down

what you cover yourself with when you go to bed. A blanket or cover.

You slumber therefore your slumber down covers you.
The 'down' but comes from duck down duvet.

by Hanky29 January 4, 2008

slumberginity

Like for virginity, but for the first time you actually slept with someone -- by sleeping with them, not via having sex.

"Yeah, Jane fell asleep on my shoulder yesterday and took my slumberginity."

by Cap'n Refsmmat January 29, 2009

Slumber Jump

When one is on the verge of death and is revived by unprovoked anal sex. (Typically while in acoma)

That b*tch be lookin like sleeping beauty so I slumber jumped her.

by She hole January 25, 2014

slumber-smith

One who engages in excessive sleep.

My husband's hobby is that of a slumber-smith on the weekends.

by Elijah Goose April 15, 2014