Sludge Cannon

A human being who, often due to an excessively chilli-heavy diet, has not produced a solid stool in years.

Simon, a notable Sludge Cannon, is barred from every public lavatory in the north of England.

"Mummy, does Uncle Simon wear plastic underwear because he's a sludge cannon?"
"No, dear, it's because he's a massive pervert."

by Lancaster's Second Finest June 12, 2016

Sludge monster

A self-descriptive term for a perception of self while in the middle of a depressive episode or burnout, meaning to be highly inactive and allow one’s self/surroundings fall apart. Particularly associated with neglecting grooming habits like showering, shaving, and cutting nails.

“I’ve been so burnt out this week I haven’t even had the energy to shower in three days; I feel like such a sludge monster.”

by ragonkmasterp1 April 27, 2023

Above The Sludge

Someone who is 'Scum'. A horrible person. They are literally, scum (scum being the layer that exists 'above the sludge', contained inside a cesspit).

"You are disgusting. Horrible. In fact, I'd say that you're just above the sludge"

by theslaughterhouseblog June 2, 2017

Sedge

When something is meant to be exciting but is really just lame.

This game is so Sedge
That was so Sedge

by James Donnelly January 2, 2022

Warsaw sledgehammer

anal sex in which the person on top slaps the person on the bottom with a kielbasa at least 10 inches in length

my face is still greasy from that Warsaw sledgehammer i got last night.

by johnyblahblahblah February 11, 2009

Sludge toss

When you shit and cum in your hand and throw it at a females face and/or other body parts (ass, tits, cock, vagina)

Guy one: “Yo did you hear that David sludge tossed your girl?”

Guy two: “yo what the fuck is he good at it?”

by Analtickler36 August 31, 2022

Swedgered

To describe someone who has consumed large quantitys of ecstacy and dosent know or where they are.

"look at him hes swedgered out his nut"

by damagefaction January 24, 2009