Scatman

1. A person with a stutter
2. An insult (typically a retard)

1. That kid speaking to the teacher is a proper scatman

2. Look at all this scatman at the health centre

by The biggest boi May 6, 2019

Statman

A person who has sex with an underage minor. Not terrible, but easy to make fun of.

Woah dude, Josh just became a statman!

#stattykid

by jball. August 21, 2019

Saltman

A bossman who drops pinches on the slugs who are pocket watching. A real man's man,one your girl wants but can't have. Known to be dangerous and aggressive and smart. Trademarks everything including this word.

Man unless you have all your ducks in a row I wouldn't get involved with him he's a saltman.

by Saltmanloud May 18, 2021

slayman

A man with a big heart but has a tendency to flake on his friends. He also loves asking girls about other girls so he doesn’t have to feel rejection the old fashion way. We love him anyways though because when he does bother to show up he is fun to chill with.

Don’t be a Slayman and come over

by Ifyaknowyouknow November 21, 2021

slamanda

Hot and popular

I wish I was Slamanda she is so hot and so popular

by Trytodefinemeyoucant November 23, 2021

shatman

super duper scooper pooper cooper cool😍

shatman is super duper scooper pooper cooper cool!!

by whakdjjkf July 19, 2022

scatmanjohnning

Scatmanjohnning is the act of serial defecating, ejaculating, urinating and vomiting on or in groceries. Scatmanjohnning can also be performed using a syringe to hide the body substances in the groceries.

Some Scatmanjohns for example stole the hazelnut spread from a local grocery store and filled the glass with feces to hide their crime.

Willy: "Hey, Harold, have you heard of the scatmanjohnning incident of yesterday?"
Harold: "Oh, you mean the guy that replaced the milk with cum?"
Willy: "Yeah, exactly that. Horrible, isn't it?"
Harold: "Scatmanjohnning becomes a bigger threat every day, it seems."

by pussie slayer September 21, 2023