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slappy taint

The moist, fat undercarriage of a saggy old woman that slaps against itself during any form of movement
I love eating ham and mustard out of a slappy taint.
by lookatthatfucktard January 23, 2015
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Slappy dallas

A slappy Dallas is A blow job but the mouth is filled with dip
McNasty gave me the best slappy dallas yesterday
by Benzema goat October 15, 2020
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slappy dave

The slappy dave is when you cum on a chicks forehead or eye socket then slap your dick in it and make a splishy splashy sound in the pool of cum.
She is so hot, I would love to go the slappy dave on her.
by Paul July 6, 2004
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slappy dappys

the interaction between two individuals when they first encounter each other
I was walkin down the street and seen my homie. I walked up to him and said " O shit son, whats good...show me some love where my slappy dappys at?"
by niggles_607 May 2, 2010
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Slappy Joe

The extreme pain due to a high-velocity impact between the male scrotum and the inner thigh flab. This usually occurs when playing intense sports such as ping-pong, or doing jumping jacks. The resulting sound is a high-pitched, incredibly loud slapping noise.
Person 1: Owww, I just had a slappy joe!

Person 2: ....I am so sorry. Here, take a Vicodin.
by SlappyJoesHurt December 30, 2011
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Slappy kuky

The act of slapping your cuckold boyfriend at his birthday party and calling him stupid in front of everyone.Usually ends with a reconciliation cum kiss
Antoinette gave Christien a slappy kuky on his 42th aniversary
by BogusAnalus February 23, 2021
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slappy bag

A drinking game played by removing the bladder from cheap boxed wine, and holding it by the non-tap end of the bag so another player can slap the bag as hard as possible. The player then kneels or sits so the wine can be poured into their mouth by the person holding the bag.

The signal that the drinking player has had enough wine is usually to hold forth an imaginary orb of mystic power with one hand, but can be any pre-defined signal.

Even those who do not enjoy wine are usually entieced to play slappy bag as everyone wants to slap the bag.
"Slappy bag! SLAAAAPPY BAAAAAG!!!! No one can resist it!"
by Bobbie / Pops January 3, 2009
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