Slader

Slader is the art of timing, knowing when it is right to leave and return into someone’s life. The goal isn’t to change ones behavior, but to instead shape it around your behavior patterns. In other words, you are trying to get someone to think about you when you aren’t around them. Think about it as an analogy. You are a farmer who is growing crops. You have to plant the seeds in the present to reap the rewards in the future. This may be a fairly large investment, but that also means the potential payoff is larger. As a farmer, you aren’t just going to sit and watch the plant grow. You have other crops to grow on your farm, therefore you must know when to check in on the progress of the plant and adjust to the conditions surrounding it. You need to know when to water and fertilize your plant, until eventually it is ready to harvest. The key to slader, is knowing and believing it is always slader season no matter the circumstance.

"Bro what'd you do last night? you disappeared."

"Bro, Matray and I ran a quick pick 2 and sladered some smooth brains at double."

by Salderman Jones III March 3, 2020

he said us

a cursed sentence that was once said by a man claiming to be big but is small. this phrase has given many immense trauma, emotional and physical marks, and disturbance. if you utter this word near anyone, you will immediately get jumped and spit on.

(also i'm pretty sure the podcast mansplain get deleted lmaooooooo

thanks nickisnotgreen 😁)

poo: he said us😂
someone:.........🙁😦.......get the fuck out right now

by Hey hu October 2, 2021

that's what you said last night

Alternative of 'that's what she said' Turning something normal someone has said, to being sexual.

Girl: *spits out food* Your sausage tastes too salty!
Boy: That's what you said last night..

by Ojm123 October 7, 2011

that's what she really said

The witty and usually more accurate spoof of the original "that's what she said" jokes.

Don't touch me!
That's what she really said!

I was just faking!
That's what she really said!

Is that it?
That's what she really said!

by cali spain January 2, 2011

thats what she said

making something completely unsexual, and making it sexual.

two guys talking about getting off the freeway:
"dude you better slow down or else you wont be able to get off"
"thats what she said"

or, another scenario:
"slow down it wont fit!"
"thats what she said"

by raaafael September 17, 2007

That's what your mom said

A clever combination of "that's what she said" and "your mom!". It was created to avoid the argument that "that's what she said" creates confusion because "she" is nobody while adding the punch of "your mom" jokes to it.

The phrase "last night" may be added to the end if extra pwnage is needed.

Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said!"

Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said last night!"

by Nikki Duff August 26, 2008

what you said

A phrase used when you agree with something. Usually said loudly, and in a deep voice.

Man, that nigga is crazy!
WHAT YOU SAID!

by Jessyka00 April 18, 2007