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Squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits 

Exceedingly frugal, ridiculously cheap, unwilling or unable to let go of money when one should
"Trying to get this guy to pay for something is impossible...He could squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits!"

Shitshow 

Welcome to the shitshow.
Shitshow by Pseudonym0404 May 9, 2020

Two Shits 

Over exaggeration of not caring.
I don't give two shits about you or your friends.
Two Shits by Boykin July 15, 2006

shits bussin 

An intricate expression used by scholars around the world to express an extreme and innate enjoyment for the food at hand.
Bartholomew: "How's the Wendys Ronald?
Ronald: "Thank you for asking sir, shits bussin, no cap."
shits bussin by Dooftown Doofie April 16, 2021

taco bell shits

A shit so powerful and ass exploding
Hot lava from your ass
Don't eat Taco Bell unless you want to face the pain
Eric: Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?
Alexis: I'm having Taco Bell shits

Eric: Ohhhhh.....(understands)

Shafer shits

a desperate need to go to the bathroom after eating at VCU's Shafer Dining Court.
The freshman soon realized the inevitability of shafer shits after dinner at shafer.
Shafer shits by BobbyK. March 11, 2011