skillet

1. a term used to describe one's closest friends.

2. yoour "boys"

yo' I just be chillin wit my skillets in my crib...yo.

by Karokash May 11, 2004

Chode Skillet

When a friend is being very uncool, and you still want to call him your friend but he is still being a chode, you call him a chode skillet.

Dude you are being such a Chode Skillet right now.

by BigP7708 February 20, 2009

skillatio

Half "skill" and half "fellatio". Meaning a chick has a great ability to give head.

That chick I met at the bar last night had incredible skillatio.

by O.D.Byrd October 27, 2009

Homey G Skillet

Homey G Skillet
Noun
Homey G Skillet refers to THE best friend that you have, as you use "Homey" (friend) "G" (gangsta, someone you are related to in a "gang") and Skillet (A very close friend) in the same sentence.

"Hey Homey G Skillet, whaz up on da east side?"

by Taslan June 13, 2005

skillet

A cast iron cooking pan used to make eggs, bacon, delicious dinners, and can also be utilized to knock any aggravating or annoying asshole out cold if so needed.

Example 1: I had two skillet-fried eggs this morning for breakfast.
Example 2: Cory wouldn't shut the fuck up hollerin' in my ear, so I clocked him upside his head with a skillet.

by sexie chocolate December 12, 2004

poop skillet

1. refers to the commonly used slang, simply dissing someone else.
2. refers to anything you use it with

1. god that kid is the biggest poop skillet

2.so, are you gonna poop skillet tonight?

by meganpoop June 29, 2005

the skillet surprise

When a girl is administering a blowjob, have an airhorn in one hand and an iron skillet in the other. Carefully hold the skillet above her head, and just as you are about to release your white goblins, blow the airhorn. The girl will be so startled, she'll jerk her head up immediately into the skillet, dazing her. Then you blow your load right up her nose, while saying "surprise!".

Cindy, you won't believe what happened to me last night. I was at jeff's house and he straight up knocked me with a skillet. And then guess what he did. Wait for it, wait for it. Yeah, thats right. He blew up my nose and it ran down my throat like a warm, but satisfying white chocolate mocha. He then ran off screaming 'you just got hit by the skillet surprise, but next time I'll be sure to spray in your eyes!!'

by 211 4 Lif September 17, 2008