Skanky Soph

Dressing up as skankily as possible, and then driving your car up a curb (perhaps bursting a tire in the process) and calling out like a damsel in distress. When a stranger comes over to help, you offer them certain services for certain prices

I made one thousand pound yesterday using the old skanky soph

by Amy Barker January 21, 2009

Skanky Dechanky

A skanky dechanky also known in china as "ah shit" is where a 89 year old white male waxes his entire body, hops onto a baby blue BMX bike and takes off down a 1500 ft. mountain, whilst the wheels lose traction to the ground, the males hairless decerped body flies into a 23 year old Harvard graduate and goes to town.

God damn shawty, you really pulled a fat "Skanky Dechanky" on that science test last period!

by 12 ounce marbles steak April 24, 2021

Skankie Cow

A girl who needs to find a man with no standards. She immediately alienates every woman she meets and believes that the best way to lure a guy is to wear her ankles as earrings.

Son : I met my old girlfriend Carol the other day.
Mother : that Skankie cow?

by wilson68852 October 24, 2010

skanky spanky

when you go around spanking random peoples (who you think look skanky) asses

i gave such a good skanky spanky to this realy hot granny last saterday

by vajoob February 17, 2010

skanky pants

A pair of really dirty, super tight jeans, with random slits just below the ass and a conveniently placed hole at the crotch.

Something you might call a slutty girl, if you felt like saying that.

George:"Hey man, look at those skanky pants"
Charlie McBuckly:"Yah that's a chode sized dick door on those skanky pants."

"Hey there skanky pants"

by Slut bag McCracky February 05, 2008

skanky-franky

skanky-franky

1. (a) a promiscuous female.

(b) a promiscuous female with venereal disease.

(c) a female with a vagina resemblant of a clowns-pocket or wizards-sleeve

2. (a) a female with a remarkably sweaty vagina.

(b) a female with a nauseatingly oderous/stenchful vagina.

(c) a female with a exceptionally scabby vagina.

(d) a female with a ridiculously spotty vagina.

"When they smell that bad down stairs, you know it's a skanky-franky"

by Bigtoke September 11, 2009

skanky wanky

when a guy hangs his head off the end of a couch and she rubs her ass in his face

yo i got a skanky wanky from amanda last nite

by will dearborn August 24, 2007