Sertan

A turkish name which represents the faithful and hope to its god.

"aye that's sertan innit, lets go preach the prayers#

by Lobsocolo January 24, 2018

SERT

SERT stands for Special Emergency Response Team.

SERT is what cities besides Portland, Oregon call a SWAT team.

Officials in Portland decided the acronym, SWAT (Special Weapons and Tactics) was too aggressive sounding and changed it to something more hippie-like so as not to offend armed criminals holding people hostage.

No, seriously, it's true.

Portlander 1: "Dude, look, there's the SERT team down the street busting one of the thousands of meth labs here in Portland, Oregon."

Portlander 2: "A SERT? What's a SERT?"

Portlander 1: "It's what Portland calls a SWAT team. Have you forgotten about all of the eco-flowerpower-hippies that run this city?"

Portlander 2: "Oh yeah, I forgot, sorry." *Puts on thick rimmed glasses and heads to Starbucks.*

by Niboomafoo February 5, 2010

skert

used to decribe coming to a halt, or screeching to a stop

also used to decribe crytal meth

When you ran that light it was like, "skert!", then you stopped.

Let's go get some skert.

by Robin April 22, 2004

sertious

being anti-serious

'omg you have such a big nose!'
'really'
'no i was just being SERTIOUS'

by NATTERRRSS October 8, 2009

scert

The process of being suddenly frightened, or someone who is easily scared. It's mostly a slang word used by "country folk"

Bob: BOO!!!!!!
Betty: DAMNIT, Bob you scert me so bad I almost shit myself!

by White Wolf-6800 June 2, 2016

Swert

Swert is often a typo for when one is meaning to type "sweet", it's synonym.

Friend: texts me a picture of their food

Me: texts back "that's swert"

Friend: you means sweet?

Me: oh yeh lol

by theofficialpesto August 3, 2019

Sertraline

A strong antidepressant which helps treat several mental issues such as depression, anxiety, PTSD, Social Anxiety and may alleviate rage.

I'm on Sertraline right now and it knocked me the fuck out. Good alternative to a sleeping pill if you ask me.

by UltimateDoge April 7, 2022