Simpact

An E-boy of peculiar origin, his native habitat is of the offshore. He loves feeling the pain of his skull getting pulverized by his caring friends. During long nights he likes to drink and listen to sad music while totally not talking to an Egirl. As he is known for Simping after a new one every 2 weeks and telling his friends he's not simping at all. If he can't be found he is either in VRChat or any game really, being bullied by the Offshore team, He is not responsible enough to be left alone for too long. When partying with friends he is NOT allowed to play any type of drinking game or be alone with any girl of any sort.

Isaiah: Hey! wanna play this game with me later?
Elliot: No, i don't like that game at all.

E-girl: Hey daddy, want to play this (same) game with me? uwu
Elliot: Yeah! let me get some of my friends to play with us, i love that game!

Isaiah: Wow, you're a real Simpact.

by Uh Oh I made a oopsie February 21, 2020

simphilis

When the simping spreads from one dude to another over the same girl

Did you see all those dudes simping for that e-girl
Yeah they all have simphilis

by DisgruntledDocs November 21, 2020

Simpathy

When you feel bad for or have sympathy for a simp; aka a guy (or girl) who is desperately trying to get someone to like them. Instead of criticizing the guy or girl for being a simp, you take a minute and realize how lucky you are that you are not a simp.

“Hey you know my bro Ian?”
“Yeah!”
“I have so much simpathy for him. He keeps being a simp and Ashley keeps laughing and brushing him off.”

by Rico Rush February 22, 2021

Simpathy

When you feel bad for someone simping.

I have so much simpathy for that Wilbur Soot simp!

by StarStreamSkittles March 13, 2021

Simptard

When a man smokes a lot of meth and has gay sex with 100 homeless men everyday and is the gayest, simpyest being alive (usually named Liam)

Omg look Liam is being a simptard

by Cracked mom October 5, 2021

Siphamandla

Is a strong yet intelligent man. An Inspiration and a good negotiator. He stands out, handsome and stylish.

If I was offered an opportunity to be an Influencer I will do it like Siphamandla

by Spha Mr Mpumalanga November 24, 2021

Simthandile

simthandile is a kind , loving and very supportive person , has a beautiful smile loves laughing and making the people around her happy. If you don’t have a Simthandile in your life your life should be checked cause she is beautiful and fun to be around with!

Your life will be full with happiness when you have a friend like simthandile

by anonymous November 25, 2021