Samil

Samil is the fittest and coolest person you would ever meet. He is amazing and people look up to me, he is really clever but gets downgraded and looked down on by fellow classmates/workmates and doesn't get the rendition he deserves. He is a genius, 'nuff said

Wow, I just met a Samil, he is kind of a boff yanoe'

by blueclock July 26, 2012

Simi Valley

A very very boring city. Once was one of the safest cities in America but now is nowhere even close. A city filled with tweakers and a major Heroine epidemic. All of the high schools are filled with snotty white kids and wannabe thug “skater kids” who are addicted to their juul, and can not go a single class period without a “juul break” in the bathroom. A city with nothing to do so everyone goes to the valley. Every teenager who lives in Simi Valley dreams of leaving Simi Valley for good. In the 60’s there was a nuclear outbreak very close to Simi, and people are still feeling the effects of the radiation fifty years later even though the government doesn’t want to admit it. Lastly, a mall where even an Apple store couldn’t survive because it kept getting robbed, and was getting no business. In short, Simi Valley is a small city filled with druggies, nicotine addicted teens, and conservatives who have nothing to do past six o’clock.

Teen 1: Let’s do something fun tonight!
Teen 2: Are you stupid? We can’t we live in Simi Valley. Let’s just go Juul in the bathroom.

by Shower Handle February 18, 2019

simi

HOT SKANK. she is mysterious and exotic and leavees all the boys wanting it. shes a pro at throwin stuff in da airr but can hit da books too. shes every boyss fantasy grl and knows how to get a guy going. shes a pro at everything she does. in definition she is everything a guy needss but shes an undercover grl and you woudnt know unless you got to know her. shes rare and if she gives you a chanace consider it a blessing.

If only i could get with simi i would know what it is to really live.

by johnn gray June 17, 2008

Joel Siciliano

Has a pretty mellow personality, mid kicks. Likes red pants and Tie Dyes. I definetly recommend riding him. He goes great with some Indy's, bones reds bearings and bones wheels. Loves Hardflips & Golden Retrievers. WHICH by the way aren't overrated. youtube channel: sk8rjoel567

Joel Siciliano pushed his way to willow with his swaggering red pants, and tie dye shirt while skating his new baker with indy's, bones reds bearings, hubba wheels while walking his golden retriever.

by Golden Retreiver 69 August 17, 2012

simile

a rhetorical figure expressing comparison or likeness, by use of such words as like, as, so

Her eyes were as pretty as diamonds;
ALSO
The sand was hot like fire

by Jessica September 11, 2003

Sifilabies

A cross between Sifilis and Scabies

I was hanging out with this prostitute, and she gave me sifilabies.

by jennm20 February 14, 2009

Sicilian Mud Slap

When you hear something so inanely stupid, you feel compelled to shit in your own hand and slap the person with it. It's a slightly stronger sentiment than the Italian saying, "Caccate in mano e prenditi a schiaffi," which loosely translated means, "Take a shit in your hands and slap yourself," as the actor in this situation is willing to shit in his or her own hands to get the slap accomplished.

Had someone call the library the other day and ask for a photo of Jesus. Told her that could not possibly exist, but if she'd come in, I'd have a nice big Sicilian mud slap ready for her.

by DeweyDecimator July 26, 2016