simsarepeopletoo

A psychological anomaly in which the afflicted human can no longer distinguish the difference between reality and the Sims world.

I can't come to work today because simsarepeopletoo and they need my help

by Boddye September 9, 2010

Road smear

An animal that has been smeared across the road by a motor vehicle.

Dude, I just made road smear out of this bunny rabbit on I-95!

by Alex Dumpance June 29, 2009

smearing out

When someone does something completely out of context and diverts the attention to themselves negatively.

yo hes smearing out right now, he just bit the bogey in half and now he is humping the floor...in front of all these chicks

by Omniscient Bystander December 15, 2010

smearys

Semi-liquid condiments. Things like catsup, mustard, mayonaise, hot sauce, miracle whip, or any combination or variation, spread on sandwiches.

I'd like a a regular hamburger. No smearys, please. I don't like smearys.....

by Dennis Potempa February 25, 2006

smear the pink

To wipe with a gurgling, strained and pathetic force your penis head across a womans depressed vagina lips, there in lies the pinkedness, whilst looking her in the eyes in a non impressed manner and assuming she wants to sleep on the loveseat afterwards due to the fact you don't drive, cant get her home and sleep on a couch yourself.

Jeffrey likes to smear the pink in the living room nightly.

by vegamite spread. July 20, 2012

Simarjot

A short cricket loving man always the best in maths and loves to boast about it , however in real life he has no friends

Did you see that guy simarjot always cocky about his maths

by shukr April 28, 2021

chap smearing

The act of smearing chapstick over a lightglobe, turning it on, and watching it melt. Done by people with no life and too much chapstick. Mainly sugar-high teens

Whoah...that is some pretty hardcore melting
yeah, this is chap smearing to the extreme.

by Mullac February 29, 2008