shonkles

The way shiney things sparkle when moving, ie; shonkling.

Look how the water shonkles where the sun touches it.

Her dress shonkled with each step as she went up to receive her award.

by Missy Elliot November 7, 2005

Shwankin

1. To be totally awesome and be filled with awesomeness. To be chillin and having a good time.
2. Also can be said as "shwank".

1. Oh man erin and emmy are shwankin there heads off. THEY ARE SOO SHWANKIN!!!

2. Niki, Dani and becca are coming over in a sec to shwank.

by NikiPie June 1, 2007

swonked

A state of being so fucking drunk you can no longer be called by your given name and you can barely do the following: stand, be left unattended for any amount of time, and form coherent sentences. Being "swonked" typically results in the inappropriate touching of friends & strangers, being forcibly removed from bars, memory loss, and/or pants pissing.

Swank was so swonked he literally got thrown out of the same bar twice before 6pm on Sunday.

by K.Murk November 23, 2014

shonky

A compound word from the two terms 'shocking' and 'wonky' meaning that something is so bad or precarious that it is actually shocking. Can also be changed into the adverb shonkily

That is a really shonky piece of construction.
He did that plastering shonkily.

by geejaygee December 23, 2004

shwank

To take a shit and masterbate at the same time.

"hey, I'm bored, and I've got to take a shit. I guess I could just go shwank and kill two birds with one stone"

by Parnell Street Bum January 2, 2008

Shonkalay

A wild-card word used in place of swearing or for comic effect.

For example: Shut the shonkalay up! What the shonkalay are you talking about? I'm tired of this shonkalay.

Not solely for swearing: "Where'd I put that shonkalay. I put shonkalay on my cereal in the morning.

by Fresh Corn December 9, 2016

shwok

crystal meth pipe

can i borrow your shwok

by not1bah2 September 12, 2003