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"swingles"

Term for single people that really just want sex. Single people who seek others to have recreational sex without the necessity of commitment. Singles that desire to weed out other singles that are looking for LTR (long term relationship) and focus in on singles looking only for a good time sexually.
"I searched the personal ads for "swingles", and found "no strings" sex very quickly".
"I hear that place is turning into a "swingles" bar, where everybody inside is looking to just "hook up"".
"I'm tired of trying to get a good man for an LTR...I think I will just try the "swingles" scene for awhile, and have some fun".
by Vic Vegas October 27, 2008
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Bubble Bass' Order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate and/or cringiest food ever to exist.
'I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass
by UrbanDUser06 February 11, 2019
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Shingled inbringle

This is a term modified from the word dingle, which describes people from the filthy town of Barnsley, England (Don't go there!). Everyone from this town is inbred, thus inbringle. They also all have shingles, therefore... Shingled Imbringle! Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Eusebio
Rather than "You dirty dingle bastards"
It is now "You fuckin shingled inbringle!"
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
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Shingleberry

A Shingleberry is similar to its cousin the dingleberry, however instead of it consisting of faecal matter, it is composed of semen which attaches to a man's pubic jungle. This berry is extremely hard to remove and must be yanked away at the expense of a mans scream.
Did you get a Shingleberry from sleeping in your semen again?
by CobberDingo July 11, 2018
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Shingle

A geeky shaking dance done traditionaly by nerds. Arms up and wiggling with head.
Everybody in the house do the shingle!
by Artosonic August 5, 2008
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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