During a womans period, she thinks she is just going to queef but finds that, during the process, blood has been expelled from the vagina and wet drippy feces from the anus.
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Originally an English public school word with several meanings. For example, a guy who spends more time with his girlfriend than his mates or just a general idiot. But it has come to mean a public school idiot, since these people are the only ones who ever used the word.
Your mate Rupert isn't even on the guestlist, what a schweffe
Mate, I can't believe you're chilling with Antonia again this weekend, you're turning into such a schweffe
That guy Rollo who says 'schweffe' is a fucking schweffe
Mate, I can't believe you're chilling with Antonia again this weekend, you're turning into such a schweffe
That guy Rollo who says 'schweffe' is a fucking schweffe
by Jokes Lad 3000 August 30, 2012
Get the schweffe mug.A person who wears expensive clothes and designers but looks messy and as if "they just got out of bed". Girls usually wear uggs and have messy ponytails with university hoodies (that they can't attend because they are 15 years old).
Shwef boys wear grey jogging bottoms, topman shirts, have spiked or messy hair and hang round with shwef girls.
Shwef girls usually idolise Kate Moss, Daisy Lowe, Alexa Chung and read Teen Vogue and shop at Vintage stores and Topshop.Loves starbucks and having big-ass bags with practically nothing in them.
Too much foundation, big bangles, go out shopping together to buy the same outfits.
Shwef boys wear grey jogging bottoms, topman shirts, have spiked or messy hair and hang round with shwef girls.
Shwef girls usually idolise Kate Moss, Daisy Lowe, Alexa Chung and read Teen Vogue and shop at Vintage stores and Topshop.Loves starbucks and having big-ass bags with practically nothing in them.
Too much foundation, big bangles, go out shopping together to buy the same outfits.
Person A: "oh my god, look at those girls what are they wearing?"
Person B: "daaamn, uggs, big hoodie, messy hair total cost = £200, SHWEF!"
"they are so shwef-tastic it hurts".
Girl A: "aww i so LOVE your new shirt, where did you get i?"
Girl B : "Vintage shop, it's so hawt it was like £30"
Girl A: "That is sooo cute, i'll have to buy the same one!"
Person B: "daaamn, uggs, big hoodie, messy hair total cost = £200, SHWEF!"
"they are so shwef-tastic it hurts".
Girl A: "aww i so LOVE your new shirt, where did you get i?"
Girl B : "Vintage shop, it's so hawt it was like £30"
Girl A: "That is sooo cute, i'll have to buy the same one!"
by rantandrave April 3, 2009
Get the Shwef mug.A guy who spends loads of time with girls and ditches his mates to be with them, but never gets any pussy.
Schweff: Yeah, Katie and I are like best friends. I think she likes me!
Schweff's Friend: Look mate, she doesn't like you as in she wants to fuck you. She likes you because you are a schweff.
Schweff's Friend: Look mate, she doesn't like you as in she wants to fuck you. She likes you because you are a schweff.
by silent_deadly123 October 5, 2011
Get the Schweff mug.literally translated from the welsh origin, sheffield united means shit pot and bramall lane was built by nazi communists in 1994 and of course, bramall means not as good as sheffield wednesday in german.
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