Shweating

Sweat produced while holding, or in the process of doing, a number 2.

Man I needed to go so bad I was shweating up a storm.

by importriders April 17, 2014

Shoveling

Verb - When two grown men spoon

Edwardo and Stuart were seen shoveling shortly after pleasuring each other under the stars

by Puddlemaster3.14 December 31, 2018

Speeling

Speeding for spelling. When you type too fast, not caring about grammatical errors, punctuation, or spelling. When you’re called out for speeling, this is known as a Speeling Ticket.

(Via text): hey John, didnyou cacth the mvoie?
Looks like you were speeling, Jerry.

by ArcadiaXLO October 7, 2019

The Sheening

Going bat-shit crazy over a period of time.

Guy 1;
It has finally come to the point where Charlie Sheen, after being cramped up in a cabin, goes after his wife with an ax, breaking down the door with "Heress Johnny!"

Guy 2; I love that movie! It's called The Sheening, right?

by Sarahbeanie April 21, 2011

Dick-Sheeping

The act of screwing a girl very timidly.

Marco was dick-sheeping that girl, she did not even orgasm.

by doctercockter May 11, 2011

Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.

Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”

by Fearfulcat November 22, 2015

Sheening

Fucking up while drunk, stoned or otherwise out of control due to intoxicants, uppers, downers or whatever'rs.

Dude, I really going for it tonight. If I start sheening please drag me out before I get my ass kicked or busted.

by Dan Quan March 23, 2011