Shuttlecock

The hairstyle of a man who has a bald spot, but still has long hair.

My friend, I know you want to rock, but the shuttlecock does not help. The long hair with the bald spot is like the see-saw shared by the obese man and the anorexic. It is unbalanced my friend, and not a very fun ride.

by Roadside Jesus April 7, 2008

Shuftee

Noun and Verb.

N: A shuftee - sexual deviant (of either sex) who gains gratification from sniffing recently-used ladies bicycle saddles in hot weather.

Vb: To shuftee - To place the flared nostrils on the horn of a freshly-used ladies bicycle saddle on a sweltering hot day, inhale deeply through the nose and collapse in a miasma of orgasmic delight.

N:
'Just look at him coming all over her rear mudguard: the filthy shuftee'

Vb:
'How dare you shuftee my Raleigh Superior!'
'Is it yours, Miss Widdecombe? Oh God - I thought it belonged to Miss Lumley.'

by Albert Woods December 9, 2008

Shutterfuck

A fucked photograph that is a result of mistake, but turns out to be aesthetically pleasing.

Started by www.shutterfuck.com

Wow, that overexposed pinhole photo is quite the shutterfuck.

by ArunKR August 17, 2009

shuttlecock

Its a "birdie" used in playing badmitten or however you spell it.

Dude, you lost our fucking shuttlecock.

by Boflex April 19, 2005

German Space Shuttle

A sexual act in which two partners of either sex lay anus to anus with rectums spread, and defecate back and forth into each others anuses. It can be either feces from both partners, or the same feces transferred back an forth.

I got my girlfriend really high and gave her a German Space Shuttle!

by General Hugh G. Rection March 16, 2009

Space Shuttle

what the hell is it with all these sexual references on this site, anyway?

Dammit.

by yo mama July 15, 2003

mutton shutters

Dirty filthy flaps which look like bits of old mutton and probably taste the same but you wouldn't want to try

by POWER B May 13, 2003