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Government Shutdown

Oh hey, would you look at that? They're taking another vacation! Fantastic! I'll just sit here and let the infection continue to eat away at my brainz and then you just fuck off into the night and do whatever, right?
Hym "Ho! That is not a surprise at all. There was never a 'Well maybe we won't shut it down if so-and-so does whatever.' No. The government shutdown was always going to happen. They are going to do to the rest of you what they are doing to me and what they have been doing at those town halls. Walk away from you as you're talking to them. Go to their homes. Pull up the shutters. And wait it out. Wait for you to tire yourselves out. They are going to come back later with 'Alright guys we did it. We did the deal-contract and now we can get back to talking about UFOs. FuUuUuck me! No I'll just sit here though. Don't mind me."
by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
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The Hard-Shutdown

Sexual term/ sexual activity;
Hard-Shutdown: when a male is nearing the end of any type of stimulating sexual activity and doesn’t have a place to blow his load so instead clogs the penis hole stopping the cum from coming out
clutching Janes hips Henry realizes he didn’t have anything to clean up with leaving no where to drop his load, so right before he got off he immediately clogged his penis hole giving himself The Hard-Shutdown and stopping his semen from coming out!
by Dic-tasouras23 February 12, 2024
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Shitdown

Similar to a shutdown, which is when a large piece of industrial equipment is out of service for days/weeks for maintenance, a shitdown is an extended visit to the bathroom for defecation.
Guy 1: "Where's Steve? He said we were leaving at 8."
Guy 2: "Last night was taco night. I suspect he's on shitdown."
by The Potts July 25, 2017
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Shitdown

A showdown, but where you throw shit mercilessly at your opponents. Last man standing wins.
Hey man, are you ready for tomorrow's shitdown? We both know things are about to get tough... But I want you to know that, whatever happens, I'll make sure I'm the one stuffing shit down your throat. Never forget that, brother.
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Showdownslop

A word invented to make fun of Jump Showdown on Roblox. This word is often used to make fun of poorly made games filled with popular characters.
"Yo dude lets go play Jump Showdown!"
"I don't wanna play that Showdownslop"
by b12-01 February 25, 2026
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