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Shunt Shagger

Girls who like to shag short runts, typically from the Essex region but can refer to men from elsewhere.
Belinda is such a shunt shagger, has she ever slept with anyone over 5,8?
by Ldoggggg June 26, 2015
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Shunt in my ass

An expression for something annoying that sucks your energy
That homeless guy took my money. What a shunt in my ass!
by younggong May 16, 2025
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cunt shunt

The female equivalent of the popular term cock block.
1. (n) Any person who interferes with a woman attempting to initiate intercourse, have sex, or get laid.

2. (v) An action that prevents a woman from so scoring.
1. Kimberly was about to seal the deal when her cunt shunt of a roommate reminded her about her appointment at Planned Parenthood.

2. Alex totally cunt shunted Andi when he burst in on her and her date about to get it on.
by IAmTheOne December 9, 2008
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Brawny and Shunt

'Brawny and Shunt' is a term used to describe two female best friends who are hot. Rumors suggest these girls are lesbian. However they're the opposite and go to gyms in order to perv on hot men. Brawny likes to take her hair out and flick it while doing weights

Brawny is usually a very fit, hot brunette with a distinctly foreign accent. Shunt is a bit taller than Brawny with less muscle mass and larger breasts. Shunt's hair is usually died blond, but not very well.

As a result of spending too much time in the gym's weights room, both girls have impressive biceps. Like her name suggests, Brawny likes to whip them out on a first date, which renders her boys absolutely crazy.

These two girls together are generally loose-canons, who like to do stupid stuff for entertainment. For example speaking foreign languages whilst walking through the city, wolf whistling at randoms and lying to Brazilian shop assistants about their education.

Brawny is a girl who is the more rational of the pair, whereas shunt gets very silly. Brawny and Shunt are both highly intelligent, and get bullied by wogs with names like "phlegm".

There are many pairs of bffls like B&S. They are most prevalent in Australia, and England.
E.g 1/ Each Sunday morning, Brawny and Shunt go to the pilates class at their gym. In order to piss off the pilates instructor, Brawny and Shunt like to do completely different moves from her.

E.g 2/ Shunt is doing pilates and applying some pink lip gloss. Muscly toned pilates instructor (over microphone): "Putting lipgloss on while exercising, now that's something I would do!"

E.g 3/
Leo: "you two girls are always together.. you know what i think?"

E.g 4/

phlegm: "OIYA BITCHES!"
bs turn around.
phlegm (on her way to smoke.. so understandably testy):"if i hear you talking bad about my girl again, i'm gonna knock ya flat."
by Blondiepoooo September 3, 2010
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cold cunt shunt

a cold cunt shunt is the insertion of a hard penis in a tight very cold dry vagina
liam: i cold cunt shunted jenny hard last night she was so dry i got friction burns
ben: daym
by ben loughrey October 21, 2006
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cunt shunt

The female equivalent of the popular term cock block.
1. (n) Any person who interferes with a woman attempting to initiate intercourse, have sex, or get laid.

2. (v) An action that prevents a woman from so scoring.
1. Kimberly was about to seal the deal when her cunt shunt of a roommate reminded her about her appointment at Planned Parenthood.

2. Andrew totally cunt shunted Andi when he burst in on her and her date about to get it on.
by ArtSoundsNice November 10, 2008
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Cunt Shunt

The feminine of cock block.

When a woman purpposely tries to prevent another woman from getting laid, usually with the explicit intention of leaving the sexual target vulnerable to her own sexual advances.
"we met this really hot guy with scorching dreadlocks and I cunt shunted the fuck out my mate for 2 days trying to get into his pants"

"I really like this woman but she was being chatted up by someone else so I went for the sureptitious cunt shunt and ended up in her bed all weekend"
by the dreadlocked deviant May 12, 2014
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