Jolly Steamer

When you unexpectantly come across a dump in a public/private bathroom.

Guy 1: "Man i got to take a poop!"
Guy 2: "Well hurry and go to a stall."
Guy 1: "Alright... dude someone didn't flush their turd!"
Guy 2: "Hahahaha you just got Jolly Steamered

by JMB10 January 7, 2012

seafood steamer

Fingering a girl after she has driven 8 hours or more to come see you for sex, then you stick your fingers in her mouth.

Laura drove all the way here and i gave her a seafood steamer

by Davidhimself July 9, 2018

Calvert Steamer

Taking a massive shit on the table in an interview and walking out without saying a word.

When you just want to prove a point, carry out a calvert steamer.

by Bobnotbob January 26, 2022

Tijuana Steamhouse

The muggy and smelly result of the bathroom when you have completed taking a steaming hot shower after you have taken a massive dump.

Man, don't go into the restroom, Joe made it a Tijuana steamhouse.

by Roy Folker July 31, 2010

steamed wheat

Something that has made you angry and/or upset, elicits a response that you are steamed wheat!

The dry cleaners burned a whole in my favorite suit. Man, I was steamed wheat.

by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 12, 2010

Leeland Steamer

Taking a shit between someone's pillows and or matress and box spring.

Don't talk to me like that man, or you may walk into your room tomorrow with a Leeland Steamer.

by Ahlstrom January 11, 2009

Steam Fish and Okra Body

A physique that is well built ; a figure no short of perfection.

"Yasss, girl, with the steam fish and okra body!"

by Snuggiewang May 10, 2019