scorum

Becoming euphorically intoxicated resembling being under the influence of rum by score results

Hey, that scorum's certainly nothing short of phenomenal.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

Shorma

A Dutch meat based delicacy. It goes well with a visit to a pee pee walla. Often consumed by people who are tired after a wret wret.

Colin, shall we go for a shorma after our wret wret at the pee pee walla?

by Tommy Tank August 6, 2004

shrum

(v.) to defecate or excrete feces

(noun)
1. feces
2. the act of defecation

Bryan read a comic book in the bathroom while he took a shrum.

by Hillary Swanson January 25, 2008

shirump

A little bit of slang by the brotha's term for shrimp

Let me get some of'dem shirump

by james dolorando May 13, 2005

shrumpkin

Derived from "blumpkin," a shrumpkin happens when a man sharts while receiving oral sex.

That chick was pretty upset when I gave her a shrumpkin last night.

by Flannel Jake November 15, 2010

shrumpert

a small amount

There's only a shrumpert of a hot dog left!

by the Funk man September 23, 2011

shrumph

1) (noun) An embarrassing failure due to lack of effort.
2) (noun) a person known for many shrumpfs
2) (verb) to give up without even trying
The word comes from the sound made when letting one's body fall limply onto an overstuffed couch.

"I totally shrumphed the midterm; that class is so boring I can't even begin to read the books."

"Bill's the biggest shrumph -- he can't get a date, keep a job, or even buy a vowel."

by Dr Word Nerd December 21, 2015