hot-shortness

hot-shortness: Selma Hayek

Selma Hayek is the epitome of hot-shortness.

by position_x_force March 2, 2005

shortie

Female who is primarily interested in a short-term relationship.

Antonym of 'wifey'.

I do not enjoy staying committed to one girl, as my immature narcissistic world view prevents me from doing so. Therefore I maintain an alternating stable of shorties, due to my nature as a thoughtless womanizer ignorant of how my irresponsible actions affect others.

by God I hate the perpetuation of commercial 'urban culture' in modern hip-hop and R&B music. January 10, 2008

Shorterism

a word to praise to our god shorter wong.

hey what’s your religion?

“oh mines is shorterism!”

by shorterswife November 3, 2020

Shorter

An amazing human being. Would die for their friends, even if their friends are the ones who kill them. Protects their friends with their life. Really energetic, cute and caring. Would do anything to cheer you up. Fights with you for justice. Loves wearing glasses and has a bunch of piercings. Dyed their hair and cut it in a really cool way. Has a pink phone and red motorcycle. One of the sweetest and most adorable human beings, deserved better.

Shorter: "I'm sorry, Ibe, but believe me when I say this: I'll die before I let them lay a finger on Eiji."

by applepix December 8, 2020

Ocean Shortreed

Random hot chick with huge tits.

Yo what was that chicks name with the huge tits last night?
I dunno, another Ocean Shortreed, no doubt.

by Guidoooooo June 7, 2010

Bully your shortest friend day!

It’s in the name idiot...

Hey! It’s bully your shortest friend day!

by GalaxyCat5000 December 11, 2019

Shorten

An extreme fox; one who is hot beyond belief, yet somehow approachable. Often chased by copious amounts of paparazzi. Known to enjoy red wine, root beer vodka, and a good time.

Look at that shorten gettin' down on the dance floor! Those hips don't lie.

by shorts-2 June 16, 2010