shompsu

The coming together of two amazing minds.. to form the cutest, most intelligent, most epic pair known to mankind. the shompsu is also multicultural as it is derived from both south-east asian and east asian roots. nothing trumps the shompsu.. ever.

kid 1: "Did you hear? Shompsu will be taking the AMC this year!"

kid 2 : "Shit.. I'm not coming to school anymore!"

by reddynasty1820 June 7, 2011

shompeat

Another way of saying annoying or rude

Stop being shompeat.

by Eduardo.T mr.handsome December 23, 2016

Shortpipe

Lame dick game. From having a small penis, cumming fast, or being semi flaccid. A man who is bad at having sex properly.

You need to stop hanging out with lame guys who shortpipe you.

by Young piper December 1, 2018

Shromp

To hit, or puff, or toke aggressively on a vape, typically a marijuana wax pen.

Aye bro can I shromp the vape?

by shromptheromp May 25, 2019

shromp

shromp (otherwise known as shrom-PP) is a very confusing creature it’s just like a shrimp but with a touch of you know.. swag? it also tastes better than regular shrimp yo mama

yoooo this shromp taste good !! yea

by sir bartholomew kuma December 7, 2020

shoomples

A group of people from a short bus usually playing Tom Clancy’s tactical five v five shooter and being awful at it

Child 1:Those retards are shoomples

Child 2:yeah what retards

by Wilbur Lawson January 6, 2021

shlormpl

Adjective
Means you bottom frag in 3rd/1st person shooters. You will backseat game and usually talk shit in chat. Calling someone this is an insult in Peruvian gaming culture.

You are a shlormpl

*dies from sad*

by qudoba_bread April 28, 2021