shopaholic

The illusion that shopping is life. This phenominon is usually experienced by losers who must amuse themselves with material possessions.

Women are often stereotyped as materialistic shopaholics who live to serve men and pick out shoes.

by CrimsonBlues January 5, 2005

shopalcoholic

A person who is obsessed with going to the liquor store almost daily to purchase different types of alcohol.

Jeremy is such a shopalcoholic, today he picked up a six pack of beer, a box of wine, and a fifth of rum.

by TJBIV November 28, 2009

Kir shodan

Kir shodan is a persian slang which means to become a dick. Although the word to word translation is becoming a dick , but it doesnt mean to become an asshole, it rather means to be in a situation that makes you feel awkward and shy because something you claimed and now its proved you were wrong.

In this action, someone causes you to feel like a dick (kir shodan) , but there’s also a similar slang in which you cause someone to become a dick. Which is: kir kardan = to make someone a dick

In persian , kir means dick and shodan is a base form verb for becoming, kardan is also a base form for the verb “making s.o or s.th”

1.Haji diruze goftam emruse barune miad, valy kir shodam
Translation: Oh dude , yesterday I predicted today will be rainy, but it ain’t raning. Kir shodam ( I became a dick = I felt shy and awkward for what I said)

2. In oskol edea kard ke 5 ta zabune balade, vali vaghti azash khastam be un zabune ha sohbat kone natunest. Kheili bad kiresh kardam kir shodan
Translation: this idiot claimed that he can speak in 5 languages , but when I asked him to talk , he couldnt. I really made him a dick badly. ( kiresh kardam = I made him feel shy and awkward for what he claimed and it wasnt right)

by persian meme guy September 14, 2019

shpants

Pants with zip-off bottoms. Can be worn as shorts or pants.

My shpants are so nice because I can take off the bottoms if I get too hot.

by CrimsonVoid January 14, 2008

shpang

a word describing utter confusion, but when youre depressed you are more likely to say it, and you wouldnt jsut randomly call it out, because its just not fun.

person: so, youre NOT going to millitary school now, thats weird, what happened?
me: ::shrugs:: guess not
person: so why do you seem so sad?
me: shpang. ::frowns::
person: soo...did you want to go see a movie this friday then?
me: ::stares at person weird and surns, slams head onto desk::

by kittensk8red April 6, 2005

Shoparazzi

Paparazzi that follow celebrities while they are shopping.

Britney Spears is constantly bombarded by shoparazzi snapping shots as she makes her daily pit-stops along Melrose Avenue.

by aerin liz August 17, 2008

shopaholic

Someone addicted to be willing to do anything to the extreme to buy what she/he wants. It doesn't necessarily has to be something they NEED.
Things to the Extreme:
Camp outside their favorite store to be the first one in the store.

Steal money to buy things they want
Lie, Fight for their desire item

Kill someone if is necessary

And the crazy list continued..

Because my mom was a shopaholic she got into a divorced, ended up in dept, stole and killed for money and unfortunately she ended up in jail.

by VictimOFShopaholic November 27, 2009