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shockycheese

Anything that you do, or anyone you interact with, or any kind of behavior that you actually hate...like you forget sometimes that you hate it UNTIL YOU'RE IN THE MIDST OF DOING IT!
Example #1 - A cute little lab mouse that is forced to find his way through a maze to find the chunk of cheese with the electrode in it. The mouse has been shocked by the cheese 100 times and yet, he takes a bite. As his teeth touch the cheese it suddenly occurs that he doesn't want to eat it, he doesn't like to be shocked but too late...ZAPP!!! Shockycheese.

Example # 2 - You hate the owner of a certain espresso company and have decided not to frequent one of his millions of establishments yet due to the convenient location and consistant yumminess of their products you find yourself in line and just after you have placed your order and are handing them your money you remember you hate the owner and do not want to give him anymore of your money it's too late...ZAPP!!! Shockycheese.
by TBTL April 25, 2008
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shonk

A thing which be-est dodgey in the manner of its fabrication or final design.
Thanks Gimblett, that was totally shonk
by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003
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Skonky

A girl who is a complete whore. You may have some synonyms like skank, skeeze, whore, slam pig, and many others, but a Skonky is THE ultimate whore. Imagine the skankiest chick you know, and multiply that times ten, and then picture the girls you and your boy were banging on Friday after the club, and on Saturday she is fucking your other boy. Basically, they run through groups of friends fucking them all. They usually have one to two kids, and while fucking you they always call you daddy cuz, there is defintely some underlying missing father issues and she's also looking for someone with money to be "daddy" to her kids.
Yo, are you fucking kidding me? Look at this fuckin skonky over here.... Didn't we run train on her last weekend, and isn't that Dave basically fucking that skony by the bathroom?... fuckin skonky.
by brocktonPASIT January 13, 2010
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shanky

damn Kimmy’s shanky as fuck
by Chaelin Williams June 4, 2018
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Shlonky

A Jewish way of saying Penis, Dick and/ or peen
yo my Shlonky is so long
by Bmagay June 23, 2019
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Meg Shanky Shankerson the 3rd

The famous massacre of 1857, Ohio, was caused by this masked outlaw, later found creating wide disturbances in the British Government, violently stabbing the prime minister and throwing his body into the Thames causing the Black Plague from the rotting corpse. She later fell in love with an exiled Ninja who taught her how to use her blade with efficiency and power, he loved her so much he named the most lethal techniques after her, thus producing the word Shank, she later died at a ripe age of 103. Her memory lived on with all those that carry knives.
Stabbing a victim before Meg Shanky Shankerson the 3rd was around was known as Merking, after her teachings its common knowledge that it is Shanking
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Uh Oh Stonky

The proper way to express your feelings of somebody making more money than you. The opposite form of “Stonks” which expresses your own profit.
Person 1: Billy is making more money than you.
Person 2: Uh Oh Stonky!
by Samuru674 November 30, 2019
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