Schmoozing

The art of picking up talent over the internet and talking your way into their bed

I was schmoozing this bird last nite and she invited me round to dangle out her ass

by sellyourstuffonebaydotcodotuk February 11, 2010

Shmooling

Breaking the unspoken rules of hubbly bubbly (hookah pipe) etiquette.

Shmooling is when one tries to smoke a pipe while another is already in the process of smoking thereby causing them to choke or be left with no smoke. Shmooling is also holding on to a pipe for far too long when there is a large group of people waiting to smoke the pipe or not closing your pipe so another can smoke a second pipe.

by polkadotgumboots November 12, 2010

Schmooing

Description of lesbian sex

Look at them schmooing against each other

by Lady Zim February 26, 2009

Shmoobie

Like a Doobie but around 10x stronger and can cost $50 for a single gram.

"Yo TW im sick of smoking doobies , pass me that shmoobie!"

by BossmanEkki July 30, 2018

scoobing

The act of displaying or feeling emotions dramatically, such as crying or laughing. Synonym for slang such as “screaming,” “dying,” “crying,” and other similar words or phrases.

Person A: Dude, look at this screenshot I accidentally took! It’s hilarious, I’m dying!
Person B: Broski Woski I’m SCOOBING
Person A: E E E BOTTOM TEXT
Person B: E E E BOTTOM TEXT

by CarbonatedAvocados April 20, 2020

Shmooping

When you are about to fail a quiz and need notes to study last minute

Dude I was shmooping so hard list night

by Roly69 April 3, 2017

schmoobing

Smothering by boobies

Your boobs are so big, you keep schmoobing me

by Terabytes April 9, 2017