Shmonday

The act of "smashing" on a Monday, usually involving two or more people of the same gender and one person of the opposite.

Based on her level of promiscuity, I think it's fair to say that she is excellent Shmonday material.

by Harry Bozak April 27, 2007

Smoid

To shove an object (often phallic) into a person's bottom in a playfully manner while they still wear pants.

No penetration is necessary. It is simply a friendly assault on a friend's bottom.

Also exclaim "Smoid!" while performing this action.

Darren was bending over tying his shoes so I yelled 'SMOID!' and shoved a cucumber in his ass. He wasn't too pleased...

by Roger_Rammjet March 27, 2011

shmoodle

having a smooch & having a coudle at the same time.

Aww. you'se are having a shmoodle! how cute.

by chompiie January 10, 2008

shmooda

lover, significant other

shmooda! come give me some love!

by greenestgarden June 13, 2009

shmidge

1. name given to a person who is vertically challenged.
2. a significant other who is half the size of you in height.

1. he couldnt even see over the counter; such a shmidge.
2. hes deffinetly a shmidge cause when we kiss i would end up kissing his bellybutton.

by jormeg January 26, 2010

Shmood mood

An amazing word created by Robbie and em! Sums up life pretty well🤷🏻 ♀️

“ i want some noodles” “Shmood mood”

by Albaniannnnn April 18, 2019

Shmode

A dick that is short and wider then it is long.

That mans got the smallest shmode.

by The real sma June 3, 2016