sheisterly

The act of being a douchebag while simultaneously being very grimy with your money. Thus, being really cheap, yet still maintaining an attitude that you're better than anyone else.

D-bag: Every bitch on this campus wants my dick.

Reluctant friend: Ok that's cool I guess... So, dude, do you have your share for the keg?

D-bag: Nah, you'll have to spot me.

Reluctant friend: You sheisterly asshole.

by Anton Hammersmith December 14, 2010

Shmishmore

A word that can mean anything, usually used when one cannot think of the correct word.

I tripped over that shmishmore and I think I pulled my poon!

by Bathtowel Willie November 24, 2011

Shoist

An adjective that describes a female who isn’t your first choice, but isn’t too ugly to not fuck.A girl that isn’t a slut, because she’s uglier than normal, but isn’t an abomination.She’s an average, decent girl with no personality just to be used for sexual gain.

If that girl isn’t shoist, I’m not making her moist.

Person 1: Bianca isn’t hot, but I’m still fuckin’.
Person 2: Yeah she’s pretty shoist, so I don’t blame you.

by Sappy Simpson June 7, 2018

Shamist

An extreme moralist. A person or group of people (shamists) who shame others from a false position of moral superiority rooted in their personal beliefs, often religious or cultural.

I was walking through the mall this evening when I saw a mother breast feeding her child. Nothing was visible, she was not bothering anyone. All of a sudden this shamist walks over and tells her to leave because they were uncomfortable with her doing that in public. They told her she should be ashamed of herself.

by Chimonya July 11, 2020

shmishmishi

Shmishmishi: a word to describe a amazing auntie stuck in a mid-life crisis. Commonly used by Nina's and little Shmishmishis (nieces) also a common way to describe grandmother's who leave tags on Christmas reefs... Shmishmishi is a caring, beautiful, clumsy and or messy person.

"Nina is such a dope"
"No, no, no, she's a shmishmishi

by Dopeist Shmishmishi December 28, 2022

shmint

fresh, positive, outlook on a situation or object

i had shmint night

that band was realy shmint

im feeling really shmint about this

you are so shmint

by ramdomwordmaker May 7, 2010

Shaista

Shaista is the best friend forever!

Shaista means pious,clean and beautiful character in pashto/arabic. She is the best friend everybody wishes to have! Very emotional and sentimental. She is a princess from her heart and will always care for you. God plays a huge role in her life. Shaista has the best sense of humor and is loving and possessive for her family and friends. She has faced heart-broken problems, although never eludes to sadness and her personal goal is to put a smile on your face. She is someone who is kind-hearted and has sweet personality. She helps others with pure intentions and complete sincerity. She will always be a good-advisor, loyal companion, charming person. Shaista will make a wonderful mother and teacher one day but until then she manages to stay her wonderful resistant self. Always there to make you smile and brighten up your day. Does her best to get what she wants and never gives up. Loves passion. So goofy she can make anyone laugh with her simple jokes. So fragile she could cry over a street cat. Most lovable person and anyone would be the luckiest to have Shaista in their life.

Shaista always smiles.

by Truolie November 23, 2021