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Thug Shake

A dance movement (preferably performed by young black male) that consists of a repeated hip movement, causing your male genitalia to swing and shake in sync with the hips movement.

The dance is most popular around the hood and typically performed by homosexual african-american men that has a gangster/thug attitude. The “Thug Shaker” is preferably performed butt naked and oiled up together with other hood members.
*3 three african-american gang members are recording a video for their twitter*

Thug 1: Yo Yo Yo, it’s hump day. Ay, what i need you to do, is tag three big dick ass niggas under this tweet right here.

Thug 2: We need some more niggas to do this bust that nut challenge with.

*Thug 1 starts doing the Thug Shake, causing his fellow gang members to join in. Together they’re shaking their sloppy cocks around in sync in front of the camera.*
by minkn28 March 23, 2023
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Shakespeare

A depressed little shit that wrote about death and fairies and kings. Te man was busted but 11/10 chance your teachers would pay mad money to suck his dick. Proved by science i don't make the rules.
Student:"hey can we study a book in actual fucking English not some Shakespeare?"
English teacher:"no, shut up and keep reading aloud"
Student:"lo, hence thou bequit'd'th'd's o'ous't'd comp'e's't to thoust most vile of thy piments.....
by A good friend you can trust. November 14, 2018
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Shake Hands With the President

verb; to masturbate.

Origins; as far as I know the term exists simply because the hand movement - with the help of a warped imagination - resembles shaking hands. The 'President' part comes about simply because, as many a male will tell you, the penis is the one making the decisions (for the man) in many female-male relationships.
1)Jeez, I wish I was at home shaking hands with the President right now.

2)Nah, I'm pretty bored. I think I might go and shake hands with the President.

3)Wow, there's photos in today's paper of your Dad shaking hands with the President!
by Ashy B & Jacques May 18, 2006
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car shake

a phrase translated directly from Chinese, means having sex in a car. in chinese it's called "che zhen". che = car, and zhen = shake. so....
A: you heard of it? Drew and Jake got caught in a car shake by university police

B: that's.... too bad for both of them.
by as;ogifa;o April 1, 2011
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Shake My Egg

A term used for the action of having sex or jerking off
‘Babe come and shake my egg I’m sexually frustrated
‘I heard Azario shook Tom’s egg in the girls bathroom earlier
by AveragePigeon January 19, 2019
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shake n’ wake

In the early morning hours you shake your mans cock resulting in him waking up for a pleasant surprise. It’s always a great way to start his day with a shake n’ wake.
My boy Dave had the best day ever when his girl Steph rolled over at the crack ass of dawn and grabbed him by the cock. She began shakin’ his dick so hard it woke him up with a nice jerkoff session, and then he jizzed on her face. A classic shake n’ wake.
by spideyskin May 9, 2021
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hand shaker

by Scott367 April 5, 2007
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