When someone tries to take a sexy selfie in the bathroom mirror and there is a log of shit visable in the toilet in the background
This chick DM'ed me on instagram cause she thinks I'm cute. I asked her to post a sexy pic and she put up a Shitter Selfie! Fail!
by Peenut773 October 17, 2014
Get the Shitter Selfie mug.Todd: I took a shit on the floor at CVS today because the toilet was too disgusting to use.
Mike: I didn't know you were a floor shitter.
Mike: I didn't know you were a floor shitter.
by cookc123 October 7, 2013
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Some kid at Dublin Jerome that keeps taking shits and then smears it on the the wall of the stalls. The suspect also shoves shit in the hand dryers so when you turn them on they shoot crap all over the place. On top of that they put the crap in the TP holder so you get shit on on your hands when you reach to get some. This person will probably be eaten alive by Parking Lot Pete
by ParkingLotPete2 November 5, 2010
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Dave - "No, it kept glitching because of my Shiternet!"
Dave - "No, it kept glitching because of my Shiternet!"
by Tee Roy Boogie Town Browne April 21, 2015
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Get the shitternetting mug.Def1. The wrong hole at the wrong time.
Def2. When life happens..
Def3. A word for being in an unwanted state of mind in both heads.
Def4. To give emphasis on something or someone.
Def2. When life happens..
Def3. A word for being in an unwanted state of mind in both heads.
Def4. To give emphasis on something or someone.
Ex1. “Babe!?! I’ve got a shittercockin, I thought you showered.”
Ex2. “Shittercockin”
Ex3. “What In the shittercockin?!”
Ex4. *stubs toe* “shittercockin”
Ex2. “Shittercockin”
Ex3. “What In the shittercockin?!”
Ex4. *stubs toe* “shittercockin”
by ILack June 14, 2022
Get the Shittercockin mug.A term describing overpriced Swiss made beater watches that cater to people with issues (e.g. inferiority complex, erectile dysfunction, cuckoldry, massive overdose of Hodinkee content) poor knowledge at best about the wonders of true horology spearheaded by superior Japanese watchmaking.
"How's your journey as a watch aficionado doing?"
- "I'm done with dark turtlenecks and Swiss shitters. I'll better be starting to sell hommage watches that look like cheap ones. Ok ciao."
- "I'm done with dark turtlenecks and Swiss shitters. I'll better be starting to sell hommage watches that look like cheap ones. Ok ciao."
by Grand Seiko Owner November 30, 2022
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