A hillbilly bastard face down in his own puke who will stagger to his feet singing "Lawd I can't change" as though it were an anthem when he hears Lynyrd Skynyrd play on the radio.
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When you can't make to it the bathroom to waffle stop your turd nor drop the kids off at the pool. Basically, you shit your pants.
Mike was driving home from sushi and shitum in his truck and had to throw away his boxers and shorts. legend has it he was seen walking back from the woods with only one sock.
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"I'm in love with someone"
Friend "That's great"
"Yea, but what about my boyfriend"
Friend "Sounds like you‘re shittuation"
Friend "That's great"
"Yea, but what about my boyfriend"
Friend "Sounds like you‘re shittuation"
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